Career feedback, with teeth
Get a brutally honest resume or LinkedIn roast in under 60 seconds. Laugh, screenshot it, then unlock a rewrite built to get recruiters reading.
No credit card. No fake compliments. PDF, DOCX, or LinkedIn text.
Live roast
“Synergy-driven team player” called. It wants its 2012 LinkedIn bio back.
Our launch promise
A specific roast, not a generic score
No invented achievements or fake metrics
Paid rewrites spot-checked by human editors
Roast → repair → apply
Then we make it easy to fix. Every joke points to a real hiring problem, so the rewrite starts with evidence—not empty advice.
Upload a resume or paste a LinkedIn profile. In under 60 seconds, get specific, funny feedback aimed at tired phrases, vague bullets, and buried wins.
Turn every punchline into sharper positioning, quantified bullets, and recruiter-friendly language without sanding away your voice.
Add a job description to tailor your resume, cover letter, LinkedIn headline, and keywords to the role you actually want.
Honest pricing
Start with the entertaining truth. Upgrade only when you want a polished, application-ready result.
Free Roast
$0
For finding out what your resume is really saying.
Rewrite
$24 one time
For turning the roast into a resume you can send with confidence.
Job Hunt
$15/month
For active applicants who need a sharper version for every role.
Before you upload
Your next application starts here
Sixty seconds from upload to a roast worth sharing—and feedback worth using.